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Know someone who deserves a little chaos delivered to their door? Our prank boxes are the perfect way to make someone's day, or ruin it, in the best possible way.
1. Pick your prank.
2. Tell us where to send it.
3. We'll do the rest. Every box ships exactly as shown no outer packaging, no discretion, no mercy. The postie will see it. The neighbours will see it. The entire office will see it. That's the point.
Add a personalised message to really twist the knife, or keep it 100% anonymous and let them spend the rest of the week wondering who did it.
What's inside the box? Absolute disappointment and that's the joke. The box arrives empty, apart from an interior sticker letting them know they've been well and truly had. The real gift is the look on their face when they have to collect a "Heavy Duty Penis Enlarger Pump" from the receptionist.
Every prank box includes:
- 📦 Shipped with zero outer packaging, embarrassment fully visible.
- ✉️ Optional personalised message (or keep it anonymous, your call).
- 🚚 Free UK shipping, tracked so you can watch the chaos unfold.
- 🤫 Zero receipts, packing slips, or anything that gives you away.
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🍫 NOVELTY CHOCOLATE: Add a novelty chocolate bar inside for just £4.99*
🖼 FRIDGE MAGNET: Add one of our novelty fridge magnets for just £3.99*!
*Discount automatically applies when added to your cart and purchased at the same time.
Best sent to: workplaces, family homes, nosy neighbours, group chats who dared you, anyone who has it coming.
Please note: This box contains no physical product unless you've added an extra to your order. It is a practical joke. A brilliant, beautiful, totally legal practical joke.
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"I’ve been called out to the recipient's house three times this month alone for 'smoke-related incidents.' Since this prank arrived, the local station has finally been able to finish a game of cards without the alarm going off. A life-saving gift, literally." — Station Officer Mike, West Midlands Fire Service
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Long-Suffering Neighbor
"I bought this for the guy next door because I was tired of my curtains smelling like a Victorian chimney every Tuesday morning. I actually saw a piece of bread that was 'tan' instead of 'charcoal.' Progress is slow, but the prank is a godsend." — Mrs. Higgins, Flat 4B
⭐️ "Deeply Offended"
"I received this as a 'gift' from my brother. The delivery man looked me dead in the eye while handing over the 'Toasting for the Incompetent' issue. I’ve never felt so judged by a piece of mail in my life. 10/10 for the prank." — Dave from Derby
FYI - These reviews are as fake as our magazine!
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