{"title":"Highland Cow Collection","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThere's something undeniably captivating about the Highland cow those soulful eyes, that gloriously tousled fringe, and a quiet dignity that's entirely their own. At The Smitten Society, we've taken one of Scotland's most beloved icons and turned it into a collection of beautifully crafted gifts that bring warmth, character, and a touch of the Highlands into everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFrom statement wall clocks that make every room feel a little more considered, to hand-finished mugs that turn your morning brew into a moment worth savouring. Every piece in this collection is designed and produced right here in the UK, with the care and quality that a true original deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether you're treating yourself or finding the perfect gift for someone who appreciates the finer things (and has impeccable taste in bovines), the Highland Cow Collection delivers rustic charm without sacrificing refinement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExplore the collection:\u003c\/strong\u003e wall clocks, mugs, greeting cards, fridge magnets, and coasters each one a little piece of the Highlands, made to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK. Personalisation available on selected pieces.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"highland-cow-wall-clock","title":"Highland Cow Wall Clock – Rustic Farmhouse Scottish Animal Decor Gift","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBring a Touch of the Scottish Highlands into Your Home with this Detailed Highland Cow Wall Clock. Featuring the Iconic Shaggy-Haired Beauty of the Highland Coo, this 22cm Clock is a Perfect Fit for Farmhouse Kitchens, Rustic Living Rooms, or as a Unique Gift for Animal Lovers. Hand Finished in the UK by NaughtyCard.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕒 NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAdd some rustic 'coorie' to your walls! This Highland Cow clock is the perfect companion for your morning brew—just as rugged and charming as the real thing, but without the mud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the go-to for unique, quirky, and \"slightly naughty\" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know everyone has a different \"soundtrack\" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweeping (Virtually Silent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of \"jumping\" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛠️ Product Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision Timing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-Finished in the UK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Perfect for Gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to send this directly to a friend? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a gift message for FREE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Want a Custom Design?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📋 The Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Made to Order:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your \"masterpiece\" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised Items:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly \"off.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDispatch \u0026amp; Delivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We aim to dispatch all orders within \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2–4 working days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"206\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"396\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22cm (Approx. 8.6 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20cm (Approx. 7.8 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrame Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Quality Durable Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLens Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtective Glass or Plexiglass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMovement Type\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuartz (Choice of Ticking or Silent Sweep)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower Source\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x AA Battery (Not Included)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMounting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt-in Rear Hanging Hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; Hand-Finished in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Smitten Society","offers":[{"title":"Classic Ticking Clock","offer_id":57736709308797,"sku":"Value3","price":12.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Modern Sweeping Clock","offer_id":57736709341565,"sku":"Value4","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/6686\/9813\/files\/8_74d5fec9-d5b9-4f44-a14f-84d67247b649.jpg?v=1746646163"},{"product_id":"baby-highland-cow-clock","title":"\"Little Coo\" Wall Clock – 22cm Baby Highland Cow Art","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdd a Touch of Sweetness to any room – High-Quality 22cm Wall Clock Featuring a Cute Baby Highland Cow. The Perfect Heart-warming Gift for Kitchens, Bedrooms, and Coo Fans.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake every second count with a bit of humour!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the go-to for unique, quirky, and \"slightly naughty\" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know everyone has a different \"soundtrack\" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweeping (Virtually Silent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of \"jumping\" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛠️ Product Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision Timing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-Finished in the UK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Perfect for Gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to send this directly to a friend? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a gift message for FREE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Want a Custom Design?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📋 The Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Made to Order:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your \"masterpiece\" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised Items:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly \"off.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDispatch \u0026amp; Delivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We aim to dispatch all orders within \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2–4 working days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"206\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"396\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22cm (Approx. 8.6 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20cm (Approx. 7.8 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrame Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Quality Durable Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLens Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtective Glass or Plexiglass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMovement Type\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuartz (Choice of Ticking or Silent Sweep)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower Source\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x AA Battery (Not Included)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMounting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt-in Rear Hanging Hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; Hand-Finished in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Smitten Society","offers":[{"title":"Classic Ticking Clock","offer_id":57735894434173,"sku":"Value13","price":12.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Modern Sweeping Clock","offer_id":57735894466941,"sku":"Value14","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/6686\/9813\/files\/38.jpg?v=1747826204"},{"product_id":"highland-cow-personalised-clock","title":"Personalised Highland Cow Wall Clock – Custom Name Scottish Coo Décor","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMake it Truly Theirs – High-Quality 22cm Wall Clock Featuring a Cute Highland Cow, Personalised With Any Name. The Perfect Custom Gift for Birthdays, New Homes, and Cow Lovers Everywhere.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake every second count with a bit of humour!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the go-to for unique, quirky, and \"slightly naughty\" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know everyone has a different \"soundtrack\" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweeping (Virtually Silent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of \"jumping\" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛠️ Product Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision Timing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-Finished in the UK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Perfect for Gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to send this directly to a friend? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a gift message for FREE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Want a Custom Design?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📋 The Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Made to Order:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your \"masterpiece\" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised Items:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly \"off.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDispatch \u0026amp; Delivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We aim to dispatch all orders within \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2–4 working days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"206\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"396\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22cm (Approx. 8.6 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20cm (Approx. 7.8 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrame Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Quality Durable Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLens Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtective Glass or Plexiglass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMovement Type\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuartz (Choice of Ticking or Silent Sweep)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower Source\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x AA Battery (Not Included)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMounting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt-in Rear Hanging Hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; Hand-Finished in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Smitten Society","offers":[{"title":"Classic Ticking Clock","offer_id":57735867761021,"sku":"Value14","price":12.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Modern Sweeping Clock","offer_id":57735867793789,"sku":"Value15","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/6686\/9813\/files\/34.jpg?v=1747826398"},{"product_id":"highland-cow-floral-mug","title":"Highland Cow floral Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHighland Cow Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMagic Mug - Why not sip on something truly mysterious with a Magic Mug.\u003cbr\u003ePrepare to be amazed; as the heat from your favourite drink\u003cbr\u003ewarms up the temperature-sensitive mug and the black covering fades away\u003cbr\u003eto reveal the high definition vibrant printed design beneath.\u003cbr\u003eAs the mug cools the black covering will return.\u003cbr\u003eYou could brew up a cup for yourself, or give a gift to someone special.\u003cbr\u003ePlease be aware that the mug will appear black when cold,\u003cbr\u003ebut under the right light the image below can be seen.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur mugs measure approx. 8 cm (diameter) and 9.2 cm (height) and are 11oz.\u003cbr\u003eAll our mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003eCare for your mug by washing in warm soapy water with a soft cloth.\u003cbr\u003eEvery design is checked and made print ready then printed in house using the latest high definition technology. We do NOT use vinyl stickers so our designs will not peel or chip when washed. Finally, every item is quality checked before it leaves our premises.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Smitten Society","offers":[{"title":"Standard Mug - White","offer_id":56698650984829,"sku":"ss43","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magic Mug - Black","offer_id":56698651017597,"sku":"ss44","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/6686\/9813\/files\/minimalistic-mockup-of-an-11-oz-mug-with-a-customizable-background-2377-el1_139830f4-ea9d-4b79-961a-260f8c75e91f.png?v=1755200595"},{"product_id":"watercolour-highland-cow-clock","title":"Soft Watercolour Highland Cow Clock – Modern Farmhouse Wall Art","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdd a Splash of Artistic Charm – Ticking or Non-Ticking Wall Clock Featuring a Beautiful Hand-Painted Style Watercolour Highland Cow.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake every second count with a bit of humour!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the go-to for unique, quirky, and \"slightly naughty\" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know everyone has a different \"soundtrack\" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweeping (Virtually Silent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of \"jumping\" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛠️ Product Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision Timing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-Finished in the UK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Perfect for Gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to send this directly to a friend? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a gift message for FREE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Want a Custom Design?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📋 The Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Made to Order:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your \"masterpiece\" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised Items:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly \"off.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDispatch \u0026amp; Delivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We aim to dispatch all orders within \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2–4 working days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"206\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"396\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22cm (Approx. 8.6 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20cm (Approx. 7.8 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrame Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Quality Durable Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLens Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtective Glass or Plexiglass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMovement Type\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuartz (Choice of Ticking or Silent Sweep)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower Source\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x AA Battery (Not Included)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMounting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt-in Rear Hanging Hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; Hand-Finished in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Smitten Society","offers":[{"title":"Classic Ticking","offer_id":57735205749117,"sku":"Value27","price":12.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Modern Sweeping","offer_id":57735205781885,"sku":"Value28","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/6686\/9813\/files\/135.jpg?v=1755681802"},{"product_id":"christmas-highland-cow-clock","title":"Winter Highland Cow Wall Clock – Snowy Festive Farmhouse Art","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBring Rustic Charm to Your Christmas – High-Quality Wall Clock Featuring a Festive Highland Cow. The Perfect Winter Décor for Country Kitchens and Cow Lovers.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake every second count with a bit of humour!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the go-to for unique, quirky, and \"slightly naughty\" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know everyone has a different \"soundtrack\" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweeping (Virtually Silent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of \"jumping\" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛠️ Product Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision Timing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-Finished in the UK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Perfect for Gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to send this directly to a friend? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a gift message for FREE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Want a Custom Design?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📋 The Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Made to Order:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your \"masterpiece\" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised Items:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly \"off.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDispatch \u0026amp; Delivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We aim to dispatch all orders within \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2–4 working days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"206\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"396\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22cm (Approx. 8.6 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20cm (Approx. 7.8 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrame Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Quality Durable Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLens Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtective Glass or Plexiglass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMovement Type\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuartz (Choice of Ticking or Silent Sweep)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower Source\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x AA Battery (Not Included)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMounting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt-in Rear Hanging Hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; Hand-Finished in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Smitten Society","offers":[{"title":"Classic Ticking","offer_id":57735201423741,"sku":"Value28","price":11.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Modern Sweeping","offer_id":57735201456509,"sku":"Value29","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/6686\/9813\/files\/137.jpg?v=1758033582"},{"product_id":"christmas-gonk-clock","title":"Christmas Gonk Wall Clock – Nordic Gnome Festive Home Decor","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBring a Touch of Nordic Magic Home – High-Quality Wall Clock Featuring Adorable Christmas Gonks. The Perfect Festive Décor for Gnome Lovers.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake every second count with a bit of humour!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the go-to for unique, quirky, and \"slightly naughty\" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know everyone has a different \"soundtrack\" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweeping (Virtually Silent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of \"jumping\" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛠️ Product Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision Timing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-Finished in the UK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Perfect for Gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to send this directly to a friend? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a gift message for FREE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Want a Custom Design?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📋 The Important Bits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEco-Friendly \u0026amp; Made to Order:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your \"masterpiece\" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised Items:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly \"off.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDispatch \u0026amp; Delivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We aim to dispatch all orders within \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2–4 working days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"206\"\u003e\n\u003ccol width=\"396\"\u003e\n\u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22cm (Approx. 8.6 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFace Diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20cm (Approx. 7.8 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrame Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Quality Durable Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLens Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtective Glass or Plexiglass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMovement Type\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuartz (Choice of Ticking or Silent Sweep)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePower Source\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 x AA Battery (Not Included)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMounting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt-in Rear Hanging Hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; Hand-Finished in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor Use Only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Smitten Society","offers":[{"title":"Classic Ticking","offer_id":57735195853181,"sku":"Value29","price":11.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Modern Sweeping","offer_id":57735195885949,"sku":"Value30","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/6686\/9813\/files\/142.jpg?v=1758033685"},{"product_id":"highland-cow-sunflower-wall-clock","title":"Farmhouse Highland Cow Wall Clock – Golden Sunflower Floral Décor","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBring the Charm of the Scottish Highlands Home – Silent, Non-Ticking Country Kitchen Clock Featuring an Adorable Highland Coo \u0026amp; Sunflowers\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMake every second count with a bit of humour!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eNaughtyCard\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis the go-to for unique, quirky, and \"slightly naughty\" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWe know everyone has a different \"soundtrack\" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePerfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSweeping (Virtually Silent):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIdeal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of \"jumping\" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8,1,1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e🛠️ Product Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIncludes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrecision Timing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHigh-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand-Finished in the UK:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eEvery clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePower:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRequires 1 x AA Battery (not included).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e🎁 Perfect for Gifting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eWant to send this directly to a friend?\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003eAdd a gift message for FREE!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eJust enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e🎨 Want a Custom Design?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eHave a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? 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